Mr. Barber - You Are Friending Friend Lyrics
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    You Are Friending Friend

    [Hook: Mr. Barber]
    We said you'll never make it, no
    We told you that you're out of your mind
    If you think you're gonna make it
    Woah, your forehead's so big that you're blind
    Nah you will never make it, no
    We told you time after time, you will never make it
    Woah, you are falling behind, I am sexy naked

    [Verse 1: Mr. Barber]
    Uh, wow, it seems like such a long time
    Have you realised how long it's been, McDread?
    Ha-ha-ha, we haven't met before
    But I know one thing, Mr. Barber dislikes you
    That's me, do you know who else dislikes you?
    Mistery, because you're a communist
    Cause you're a communist and I hate to see my homie Mistery sad because of you
    You're not a nice fucking jew because you went bald and you're salty about
    Go find a doctor and have him regrow your fucking hair
    Yeah, if you ever dare to disrespect me again
    Actually, you haven't disrespected me, you disrespected Mistery
    But if you disrespect him, you will feel the pain of a thousand scissors
    I will clip your hair so hard, it will have you tons of shivers
    Remember when you acted like a communist?
    It has to be your Romulus-sized monster face of a nose, yeah
    Retrace everything you can show to the doctor hospital
    Yeah, I found where you live

    [Hook: Mr. Barber]
    We said you'll never make it, no
    We told you that you're out of your mind
    If you think you're gonna make it
    Woah, your forehead's so big that you're blind
    Nah you will never make it, no
    We told you time after time, you will never make it
    Woah, you are falling behind, you all look like rapists

    [Verse 2: Brussel Genitalia]
    Sexy naked, yuh
    Sexy naked, yuh
    Sexy naked
    Is something you're not
    Your girl is a thot
    Hakuna matata, had sex with your mama
    McDread is a big mothertrucker
    He wants to eats too much beans, he stinks like a dumpster
    Humina, humina, fuck on your daughter
    Sexy potato, play with your Legos
    Brussel Genitalia hotter than the fuego
    Twistid Rob sucks too much on his mango
    I fuck on yo' apple and throw you in the trash
    To be honest, I could turn you to cigarette to ash, bitch
    I suck on my dick, yuh
    I suck on my dick, yuh
    Suck on my- suck on my- suck on my- suck on my
    Suck on my- suck on my- suck on my- suck on my
    Suck on my- suck on my- suck on my- suck on my
    Suck on my dick, yuh

    [Hook: Mr. Barber]
    We said you'll never make it, no
    We told you that you're out of your mind
    If you think you're gonna make it
    Woah, your forehead's so big that you're blind
    Nah you will never make it, no
    We told you time after time, you will never make it
    Woah, you are falling behind, your hairline has degraded

    [Verse 3: A Fucking Klondike Bar]
    How the hell these motherfuckers get
    [?]

    [Hook: Mr. Barber]
    We said you'll never make it, no
    We told you that you're out of your mind
    If you think you're gonna make it
    Woah, your forehead's so big that you're blind
    Nah you will never make it, no
    We told you time after time, you will never make it
    Woah, you are falling behind, you got your children pregnant

    [Verse 4: Mr. Barber]
    Uh, yeah, I had to do another verse
    You made me angry so hard, I had to do another verse
    My name is my name, how dare you disrespect it
    I will Big Loony all over you, learn to respect it
    Marge Simpson skin gets larger all over
    I'm a lawnmower
    You're not a grower or a shower
    Because you don't grow your crops and you don't give music to anyone because you're so unknown
    In fact, you don't even make music in the first place so why the fuck are you bragging about making music?
    Don't make me get a circle of balls, haha
    Throw them right at your nose, aye
    Find me in the streets totally retracting everything you said
    You just got dissed, how does it feel?
    Man you're so slow, you can't even rap fast
    Let Mr. Barber show you how to rap fast
    Believe it man, I'm gonna be coming to chop your hair off because, yuh
    Then realise what you have done, aye
    Fucking a faggot up in the dick, you better switch off of this topic lol, lol
    Lol, McDread, you just got served some good ice cream and also got dissed
    You can't rap fast, FarrelFTA can rap faster gooder than you
    You're wetter than glue before it dries
    But when I look at your discography, I notice that it's already dry

    [Hook: Mr. Barber]
    We said you'll never make it, no
    We told you that you're out of your mind
    If you think you're gonna make it
    Woah, your forehead's so big that you're blind
    Nah you will never make it, no
    We told you time after time, you will never make it
    Woah, you are falling behind, your ass smells very fragrant

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