BB.A.Johnston

B.A.Johnston – No Pancakes In Heaven

There’s no IHOP up in heaven
There’s no Denny’s up in the clouds
Jesus don’t eat no grand slam breakfast
Cuz in heaven only Waffle House is allowed

Met Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
He said for a guy who just had a stroke you sure look great
And you know, in heaven there’s nothing to complain about
Cuz we got plenty good seats down at the Waffle House

There’s no pancakes up in heaven
You know only waffles they will do
And the waitresses, oh, they all call you “Hon”
Right before they bring you a stack of some other ones

The angels bring us all some hash browns
I’ll take mine scattered and covered with spicy jalapeños
We got steak and eggs for John Candy
We got egg white omelette for little Gary Coleman
Me and Gary Gygax roll a twenty-sided die
To see who’s gonna pay for the waffles this time
Cuz you know

There’s no pancakes up in heaven
Only those waffles they will do
And the waitresses, well they all call you “Hon”
Right before they bring you a stack of some other ones

Met Saint Peter down at the Golden Gate
He said for a guy who just had a stroke you sure look great
You know, up in heaven we got nothing to complain about
Cuz we got plenty good seats down at the Waffle House

We got plenty good seats down at the Waffle House

We got plenty good seats down at the Waffle House

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